Sunday, March 29, 2009

SCRILLA DMV EMAs

DMV EMAs ---> Scrilla Style

Best comedian: Judah

Best Producer: Oddisee

Best Emcee: K-Beta

Best DJ: Enferno

Most Supportive DJ: Alizay & Heat

Best Manager: hahahahahaha

Best Promotions: motherfuckers who do Love every Friday and flood me with emails (but they seem like good, strong pop-hip-hop shows)

Most Dangerous Emcee: Pro'Verb

Emcee Most Likely to Freestyle On a Subway Station: Flex Matthews

Producer Most Likely to Breakout a MPC at any given moment: Damu

Best Producer Showcase: The Beatdown

Hip-hop Philanthropy Award: DJ RBI & Words Beats and Life

Most Supportive Radio Show: Funkadelic Freestyles and 89.3 shows from 10-11 M-F

Most Underated Artist: Sketch

Producer Most likely To Look Like A Cab Driver On the Popular Hit TV Show Taxi But Makes Ill Beats: Bad Abbot

Best Female Emcee: Ra The MC

Best Mixtape of 08: Oddisee n Rosenburg "EP In A Day"

Most Notorious Emcee: Wale

Best Model: hahahahaha

DMV Hustler of The Year: Judah & Experience of Team Demo

Best Album: hahahahaahahahahahaha

Best Videographer: G Light Films

Most Valuable Videographer: Gadget

Most Valuable Player: Wale

Best Hip-Hop Radio Station: hahahahahaha

Person In This Area Least likely to Know My Name: Quicksilva, Flexx, Wale, Angie Ang

Most Bizarre Emcee: Whitefolkz

Reason I Do Hip-Hop: Cuz I Love It

Reason Most Yall Do This Shit: Cuz u wanna be like .......... (fill in homo-erotic rap name here)

Best New Crew: DMG

Best Album Artwork: The Package

Most Slept On Producer: Kev Brown

Best Studio: Depth Charge Studios

Best Beats: J-$crilla (yea) and Mark Henry

Best Mixtape concept: Inner Loop Nas Illmatic Remake Album

Rappers Whos Reputation Proceeds Itself: Oy Boyz

Best Producer of Urban Pop: T2

Best R&B Male: Raheem DeVaughn

Best R&B Female: Wayna

Most Supportive Club: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Cutest Couple: I'm not even goin there lol

Best Blog: forthedmvonly.blogspot.com

Most Supportive Retail Outlet: Major & Stussy

Emcee's Emcee Of The Year: XO

Best Graf: The Sean Taylor piece on the redline

DC, MD or VA?: hmmmmmmm. MD wins that one this year

Most Sarcastic Emcee: Sim City

Emcee With The Best Social Networking Skills: Lyriciss

DMV Artists Nominated For Grammy Award: Wayna & Kokayi

Best B-Boyz: Aint seen any since LOZ back at Soul Camp

DMV Artist Nominated For Grammy But Not EMA: Kokayi

Funniest Video: Dre All Day driving and calling all emo-thugs, etc video

Best Open Mic: Anywhere outside an Inner Loop, XO & Benji, BetaRaz, Tru Skool, Low Budget, Flex Matthews event

Best Hip-Hop Video: The Package "Making Waves"

Best Photographer: One Viisiion aka Seannie Cameras

Worst Club Shut Down: Club 5

Best Street To Be Seen On: U Street NW

Best Latenight Spot: Oohhs and Aahhs

Emcee To Watch For: so many...

Rappers Rappers Award: Top Dogg Hill

9 comments:

Bad Abbot said...

that was entertaining Scrillz

oneviisiion said...

Thanks for the love, homey...Where's that Sean Taylor piece on the Red Line?

T.E.F.L.O.N. said...

damn i could have got the "most reclusive emcee" award! hahaha.

eurok said...

bast blog post about the DMVs SCRILLA

PHZ-Sicks said...

LOL@ the bad abbot one. Great list

jben.ok said...

lol thank you dude

J-$crilla of Guns-N-Butter/Inner Loop Records said...

The Redline joint is a stop or 2 b4 silver spring stop on redline i think

JUST ANOTHER DIRTY TOPP DOGG said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

MOST BIZARRE EMCEE THO!!!?!!>!>


THANK YOU! YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT SHIT!


CUTEST COUPLE: GOTTA GO TO RATED R AND LADY VENOM LAST YEAR

OR

INFA REDZ C.E.O. OF TOPP DOGG HILL AND MELISSA C.E.O. OF DIAMOND DIVAS ENT

LOLOLOL

okun said...

great list
i'm gunnin for BEST HIPHOP VJ next year